“Pulled down my drawers. “Ew. Why do you have pubic hair?” Pulled them back up and went on my way.”

“I did walk out. She bit my nipple so hard that it bled, and called me a pussy when I complained about it…”

“Old gf, I was down under and noticed a metallic taste. It was dark but I wiped my face and my fingers were red. Well my dumbass asked if it was that time of the month, she said no… so I scoot to the bathroom, and it looks like I’m painted for clown school. I get all cleaned up but I couldn’t figure it out. Then it hit me.. nose bleed. So I go back to my room, explain, she’s crying because she didn’t know what was going on. I calm her down and she goes to shower. 10/10 do not recommend”

“He was my first Tinder hookup and kept trying to convince me that we shouldn’t use a condom because he couldn’t cum with one on. In my naivete, I didn’t leave immediately but instead listed some options that didn’t involve his condom-less penis in my vagina but could still potentially allow him to cum. He refused all of them and then tried to sneakily take off the condom without me noticing. That was my deal-breaker (though in retrospect, it should have been much earlier) and I said, “I need to leave.” I calmly dressed and collected my things while he climbed under his covers and pouted. I blocked his number as soon as I was in my car.”

“We hadn’t gotten very far, but I quickly moved down while she quickly moved up, and I broke my nose on her pelvic bone. She suddenly flipped the absolute fuck out, screaming at me about “ruining our night” as blood gushed out of my nose. Mind you this was like the second date. She continued to yell at me about how I needed to fix this (a total accident) and I just cleaned myself up the best I could and went home.”

“I actually did walkout. I was hooking up with this girl and she says something about her boyfriend while we are undressing each other and making out. I explain I don’t need to be murdered in some cheating scenario. she explains it’s her EX bf so we are back on. Going at it for a few minutes and lining up for the landing when she says “I’m going to turn on my flip so I can send him a video”. Instant soft and I let myself out explaining I ain’t getting shot.”

“My now ex-boyfriend had put some chicken nuggets in the oven while I was napping. He came upstairs to wake me up, we started making out, one thing led to another. The timer for the nuggets goes off. I was almost there. This bitch just pulls right out and gets dressed to get the nuggets out. Left me very horny and frustrated for the rest of the day. A funny situation but you bet I teased the hell out of him later that night.”

“This wasn’t the guy’s fault. I was bouncing on his dick and I accidentally bit my bottom lip really hard when I bounced. I started bleeding profusely on his chest and down my chin. We both stopped and ran to the bathroom.”

“Went to see a girl, it was long distance. We had been on a few dates. She had invited me to her best friend’s birthday party. She insisted I drive down and attend. Party ended with me and the girl in bed having smexy time. Took her to the edge of the bed and stood up. Mid pump, all the alcohol decided it did not like being mixed. I ran into the bathroom (her bathroom) vomiting everywhere. I tried getting into the bathtub, that did not work. Ended up vomiting all around and some in the toilet. Pretty sure fell asleep there.”

“He started to strangle me. I told him I didn’t like that and he said he would stop, but his hands kept creeping up to my neck. Flipping terrified me. I wasn’t sure what he would do if I stopped and tried to leave halfway through. But I sure as hell got out of there as fast as I could.”

“My boyfriend said he felt something hit his back like it dropped and hit hardish and move so we stopped and I check and nothing was there so we continued. About a minute later I had my hand on my boyfriend’s shoulder and I feel something move on my hand I look and a huge house spider comes running over onto my face. I screamed my boyfriend looked he sees the spider slaps it off my face and the pair of us get up and nope ourselves out the room throwing clothes on as we go danm 8 legs ruined our evening lol.”

“It was after a date, we went back to his place, foreplay had gone nicely so we were continuing on to sex and he tried going in without a condom. I stopped him and asked what he thought he was doing, he stared at me super confused and was like “um, don’t you want to have sex?” I pointed out the lack of condom, he said he was fine without one, I told him it wasn’t happening without a condom, he said he didn’t have any laying around, I told him I had some in my purse and if he didn’t like the brand or whatever then we could go to the store and get some he liked. He said it’s killing the mood so I told him not to worry about the mood, got halfway dressed and left. When I was a few blocks away from his house I finished getting dressed and went to a store, picked up a magazine, bought a face mask, and some stuff for a bubble bath. Turned out to be a pretty nice night when I got home.”

“Girl just started slapping the shit out of me; Slapped me soft. Like… You can’t ask me, first? I coulda told you no and saved us some time.”

“The guy kept asking if he could remove the condom. “But I’m clean, I’ve been tested like 2 weeks ago! You can trust me!” Yeah, right. After maybe the 6th or 7th time I got so pissed of I just up and left.”

“I realized she looked like a cousin. I couldn’t keep going.”

“Was a one-night stand with a single mom. The baby shared the room, and was sleeping in the same room, in a crib (couldn’t see us). It made me super uncomfortable, but she was insistent. I was just going through the motions since she/the situation wasn’t doing anything for me, and mid-sex she said “Can we just stop? You’re not really my type.” I was so relieved that I broke out in a huge smile, said something like “oh, thank god. You’re not my type either, I just didn’t want to be rude. Welp, since that’s not a problem anymore I’m out.”

“Yes, during sex my ex-boyfriend grabbed my stomach fat and said I needed to get rid of it”

“It wasn’t technically mid-sex but I was newly single and trying to sex away my sorrows on tinder. After swiping for a while I linked with a chick and she was very forward and wanted to get down to business so I gave her my address to come over. She shows up with a baby… like probably 3 to 4 months old… then proceeds to tell me she will set the baby up on the chair in the corner of the room while we do the deed. I had a microscopic studio apartment so she might as well have just wanted to place the baby on top of my head. Long story short I politely declined her services and deleted tinder.”